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My fellow ruffians, rapscallions, runners…
Some few of you have caught wind of my team’s actions in the last few weeks, thank you very much for access. I figured it would make good sense to start out giving all you hard working folks a bit of info on the goings on under Rotary Park recently. An ant spirit colony WAS springing up there. Irony at it’s finest, being under such an historical picnic area full of homeless and drifters.
While I think it has been wiped out, there’s one piece of that puzzle that my illustrious team and I were not able to resolve. There’s a woman out there distributing “something” to the homeless. Nobody we could find knew what her name is other than ‘The Nice Lady’. She was wandering around the place handing out some kind of nectar, or “sweet water”… and in our dealings there we never actually ran into her or could find her.
This isn’t a new story of course; ants are excellent at making you think you’re loved and are going to become part of a community. Those feelings of belonging and having a purpose in life are just what insects take advantage of in the homeless and cast offs. Not to mention the cherub faces these things can wear to make you question whether you are doing the right thing (if it involves a flame thrower, you are!)
So if in your travels you run across folks talking about ‘sweet water’ or a nice lady distributing drink to the homeless, drop a line here pretty please. I’m not so established that I can offer a reward, but I can sure follow up on any sightings. Depending on how good the info is, I may consider myself in your debt.